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Bridie Wilkins is a Fraud!

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This alleged fashion writer and journalist has become "famous" for taking it upon herself to live a subjectively impoverish life so that she can "travel in style." We, the members of the Gulag, are here to tell you why she's a fraud!

 

Think about what you spend on food, rent, bills, and other expenses per week...£200? £300? more? What if I told you that M®s. Wilkins spends a grand total of £100...that’s right 100, on ALL weekly expenses! Straight from the source given below, she reserves £15 per week for food, £10 for travel (even though she claims to walk everywhere...do we have to pay to walk now too???), which means for her phone bill and rent she only pays £75 combined! Does she live in a fucking trash can?! No, she doesn’t. After further research, the members of the Gulag have discovered she actually lives in the heart of London! Tell me how that math adds up, I’ll wait. Assuming she does use the £10 for transport within London, per week a zone 1 travelcard is £25 or more, clearly surpassing her £10 budget. In addition, if you take a look at Appendices B and C, those breakfasts look as if they might maybe possibly exceed £15. Following much discussion, we came to the conclusion there must be other sources of money / purchases that are not being reported. Enter her boyfriend.

 

Oli Thompson is a shotgun shootin’, upper-middle class cuck who supports his girlfriend's secretly lavish lifestyle while she launders money. If you reference Appendix A, you’ll see that somebody is purchasing her nice little gifts that she can’t afford of her poverty budget. Whether it’s her father or her daddy, someone who buys themselves a new MacBook would call themselves “lucky.” There are plenty of pictures capturing their travels together among tropical and exotic islands featuring fancy boat trips and excursions such as a 4 hour hike through Bali that they completely in 6 hours (fuckin’ pussies), even though she’s a self-proclaimed fitness guru. These trips easily cost upwards of several thousand pounds, which she “frequently” takes on her £600 monthly budget. According to the extensive calculations performed by the investigators at the Gulag, she needs additional funds to frequently visit the list of resorts that she has reported based on the timestamps of her instagram posts.

 

On the topic of her instagram posts, she is a known photo cycler as discovered by the Gulag. Bridie has been caught posting pictures of herself with NO tattoo on her left side after posting pictures where the tattoo IS there. Only a true fraud would recycle photos on her instagram from long ago.

 

Lastly, Bridie’s fitness passion has led her to advertise her tried and true routine featured in Appendix E. It may be tried...BUT IT’S NOT TRUE! After claiming she basically lives off of tinned fish and vegetables, we did some math based on calorie consumption data and calorie burning data estimated from her workout description (Appendices D, F, G) and found that she burns roughly the same amount of calories as she intakes from her proclaimed eating habits, but breaking even falls about 2000 calories short for the needs of a typical adult, so why hasn’t she died of malnutrition yet? Fraud.

3.5 minutes calisthenics x 5 = 17.5 min = 61 kcal
0.5 minutes weightlifting x 5 = 2.5 min = 7 kcal
0.5 minutes sprint x 5 = 2.5 min = 50 kcal
4.5 minutes x 5
22.5 minutes

118 kcal x 3 = 354 kcal ~= 1 “tinned fish”

Review the sources, tell us your opinion and share your other findings. Is Bridie Wilkins a fraud? The answer is yes, and if you disagree we want to hear why...but you’re wrong.

 

Your community exposers,

 

The collective members of the Gulag

 

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Original source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4858262/Meet-frugal-fashion-writer-travels-luxury.html?ito=social-facebook

 

Appendix A: https://www.instagram.com/p/RAVQ5OAcV4/?taken-by=bridiewilkins

 

Appendix B: https://www.instagram.com/p/-lXqcTAcZb/?taken-by=bridiewilkins

 

Appendix C: https://www.instagram.com/p/6KknOZAcZ_/?taken-by=bridiewilkins

 

Appendix D: https://groceries.morrisons.com/webshop/product/Morrisons-Sardines-In-Sunflower-Oil-120g/247420011?from=shop&tags=%7C105651%7C102705%7C102637%7C102660&parentContainer=%7C102705%7C102637%7C102660_SHELFVIEW

 

Appendix E: http://bridiewilkins.co.uk/2016/12/06/quick-effective-workout-routine-tried-and-tested/

 

Appendix F: https://www.health.harvard.edu/diet-and-weight-loss/calories-burned-in-30-minutes-of-leisure-and-routine-activities

 

Appendix G: http://www.livestrong.com/article/302827-how-many-calories-are-burned-in-sprinting/

Edited by Synxe

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