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I'm sure by the title, this has peaked your interest.

 

So yesterday, the Wife and I decided to go on a drive as I was on leave. We went to some rural town and bought some crap from their bakery -She bought some crap from their bakery- which she figured was going to be enjoyable. As we began the 50 minute drive back towards Kingston, the Wife breaks into her new-bought goodies and hands me a few choice items to munch on during the drive. One of these, was a sausage roll.

 

#1. Now I've had some before and to be honest this tasted no different, so I scarfed it down without a second thought. Kept on driving but began to feel a little whoozie.....

 

So we get to the mall. Then I had to do what dudes do. Follow their wife like a creepy unhappy disgusted person that would take a bullet to the head to save a cockroach.  Then we leave. Note the amount of crap I'm saving you regarding the mall.

 

We arrive home, I feel a sense of relief and retire to my computer, finding a large number of you about to enjoy what I was hoping would be great night of ARMA 3. The Wife is also in support of this endeavour and makes me some dinner, brings me some food.....

 

#2. This fo-cker was heated up with some mustard on the side. Jaynus and I were discussing my graphics issues, I was eating and enjoying. Then reinstalled some drivers, computer went off and on a bunch........then it was done!

 

And so was I. Some how, that whoozie turned into a gut wrenching nauseated explosive mess from both ends of my body. I cursed the sausage roll and the the wife for this gluttonous piece of crap for about 2 minutes, then I was condemned to the porcelain God. 

 

At some point I think she dragged me (note the love) to the bedroom and I awoke on the dog bed. 

 

My apologies to those who thought I got wife aggro'ed, but I'm pretty sure I got food poisoning or SHE did it. 

 

Make sure your all on tonight. Thanks.

 

 

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English sausage rolls are delicious and non poisonous.

 

Clearly colonial sausage rolls are of an inferior quality. Truly you live in a dark and terrible place. You probably don't have Cornish Pasties either.

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English sausage rolls are delicious and non poisonous.

 

Clearly colonial sausage rolls are of an inferior quality. Truly you live in a dark and terrible place. You probably don't have Cornish Pasties either.

 

Our equivalent is hot pockets....

 

The "best" one is the pizza.

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Our equivalent is hot pockets....

 

The "best" one is the pizza.

Hot pockets are in no way comparable to the glorious Cornish Pasty, and to even suggestion a similarity is heresy. This is why the North American colonies are disgusting and need to be brought civilisation, proper baked goods and a decent up of tea, in order for them to be made liveable for humans.

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English sausage rolls are delicious and non poisonous.

 

Clearly colonial sausage rolls are of an inferior quality. Truly you live in a dark and terrible place. You probably don't have Cornish Pasties either.

 

Aussie sausage rolls are the best.

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