Marvin Posted December 24, 2012 Someone stole my ashtray off the porch lastnight... I mean, wtf? Dont take the radio, grill or anything else, just take the ashtray. That's it, an ashtray full of butts, didnt even dump it, just took it full. Who would steal an ashtray? What kind of sick person would deprive someone of their ashtray. Oddly enough, this really bothers me. I was attached to that ashtray, we had been through alot ever since I stole it from a Wendy's 14 years ago. True story. Happy Holidays. Quote Share this post Link to post
Rein Posted December 24, 2012 Maybe them roaches you left in the ashtray attracted the perpetrator. Happy holidays Quote Share this post Link to post
Dawks Posted December 24, 2012 (edited) ... it's the emotional thing. Feeling violated. p.s. not sure I'm just kidding!! Edited December 24, 2012 by Dawks Quote Share this post Link to post
BladeLWS Posted December 24, 2012 Should of been standing guard with a shotgun. Who steals a full ashtray? Quote Share this post Link to post
Kevin31 Posted December 24, 2012 Dear god no! I lol'd. Happy holidays: Quote Share this post Link to post
Marvin Posted December 24, 2012 ... it's the emotional thing. Feeling violated. p.s. not sure I'm just kidding!! I think that's it. I'm pissed and lol'ing at the same time about this. Quote Share this post Link to post
Tdackery Posted December 24, 2012 Who would steal an ashtray? What kind of sick person would deprive someone of their ashtray. [sic] ever since I stole it from a Wendy's 14 years ago. Something's fishy... Quote Share this post Link to post
Mikee Posted December 24, 2012 Wendy came back to get it and bring it back to restaurant lol. Quote Share this post Link to post
kalohepirate Posted December 24, 2012 Maybe Santa gift to you is helping you quit smoking Quote Share this post Link to post
Militant Posted December 24, 2012 Maybe it was some broke asshole who wanted all your cigarette butts,so he could roll them up and make himself a few smokes........believe it or not I have seen that happen before,more than once lol....poor people will take anything. Quote Share this post Link to post
fusionpoo Posted December 24, 2012 Since when does wendys have ashtrays? Good luck marvin in bringing the perpetrator to justice. Quote Share this post Link to post
Marvin Posted December 24, 2012 Since when does wendys have ashtrays? Good luck marvin in bringing the perpetrator to justice. Now I feel old again. Quote Share this post Link to post
IAJT Posted December 24, 2012 Maybe it was some broke asshole who wanted all your cigarette butts,so he could roll them up and make himself a few smokes........believe it or not I have seen that happen before,more than once lol....poor people will take anything. Seen plenty of tramps in London going along the pavement picking up cigarette ends to use the tobacco, this could well explain it! Quote Share this post Link to post
Ratszo Posted December 25, 2012 Seen plenty of tramps in London going along the pavement picking up cigarette ends to use the tobacco, this could well explain it! "Third boxcar, midnight train Destination...Bangor, Maine. Old worn out suits and shoes, I don't pay no union dues, I smoke old stogies I have found Short, but not too big around I'm a man of means by no means King of the road...." Your ashtray may be on a midnight flyer to the coast. Quote Share this post Link to post
Dawks Posted December 25, 2012 (edited) "Third boxcar, midnight train" .... Your ashtray may be on a midnight flyer to the coast. haaaaaaahahahahaha Ratz, you duh mahn bro'! C'mon guys, you're quick / young / clehvur ... ... follow the lead. Step up and spit yuhr shiet. Edited December 25, 2012 by Dawks Quote Share this post Link to post
hubba Posted December 25, 2012 Maybe it was some broke asshole who wanted all your cigarette butts,so he could roll them up and make himself a few smokes........believe it or not I have seen that happen before,more than once lol....poor people will take anything. lol I bet this is your answer. someone did a reconnaissance on your ash tray. Quote Share this post Link to post
fireship4 Posted December 25, 2012 Maybe it was some broke asshole who wanted all your cigarette butts,so he could roll them up and make himself a few smokes........believe it or not I have seen that happen before,more than once lol....poor people will take anything. Seen it too, I used to work at a place that had an outdoor cigarette/ash box on a wall, and people would come by and take em out... I re-roll mine but that is going quite far. Feel sorry that our society lets that stuff happen. Merry Christmas to all. Quote Share this post Link to post
zenjamin Posted December 26, 2012 Do you live in an apartment block or bunch of flats or something? Maybe a neighbor got sick of your cigarette smell and took it out on you by stealing the ashtray... As a smoker myself, I know the animosity you can get for it! Quote Share this post Link to post
StatusRed Posted December 28, 2012 Are you sure it got stolen and not just knocked off, or you thought it was there and it wasn't? Quote Share this post Link to post